SFF-3: Samantha-Jane's Messy Wedding

Yes, it's another of those impromptu productions from the Funny Farm - and this one has to be the most riotous yet! It's 55 mins of incredible action, and a great value.

Messy Wedding has great girls and great dresses being completely destroyed! Holy Splat-rimony! There are pies, paint, beans, beer, balloons filled with water, spaghetti, custard and treacle leaving all three stars completely wedding caked!

In case you haven't read about it in the mag (and if not, why not, you tight-arsed bastards?), Messy Wedding tells the semi-true story of Samantha-Jane settling down with her new fella (don't worry, it aint gonna stop her sploshing!).

When her muckers Rachel Stevens (the biggest bosom in the World of Splosh!) and Joanne Bache (another natural made for messing) find out they decide to give her a hen night she won't forget.

So bottoms up! ...as we toast the bride at this messy wedding! Samantha-Jane is getting married — but not before her bridesmaids Rachel and Jo have done their dirty work! First, poor Sammy has a horrendous hen night as the terrible twosome tie her to a pole and paint her and her PVC clubbing gear putrid pink, coat her in flour, then fling her fully clothed into the shower.

Then, on the big day, they get to the reception first — starting a beer, balloon, and food fight that destroys their best gowns and leaving them completely caked!

Eventually, the furious bride arrives — only to get pelted with pies, bathed in beans, and coated in treacle resulting in a free-for-all that leaves all three hot, sticky, and nude. It's another spontaneous slapstick comedy of custard pies, chaos, and crap jokes! (You have been warned!)