The biggest news of 1993 has to be Shaun & Phil’s wedding! — and here it is in its entirety.
What would Phil’s Bachelor Party be without a stripper? Nicole, completely covered in real Buttermilk icing and real whipping cream, dances for Phil in a very erotic dance that gets him as covered as she is. (To appease Shaun, Phil’s hands were handcuffed.)
While Austin had the longest dry spell in recorded history this summer, it just happened to rain on the day of our outdoor bridal shower... Go, figure. This didn’t stop Shaun, Amanda, Ariel, Erin, and Terri from dancing and frolicking in the rain.
The wedding itself was a rather traditional affair. Shaun in a beautiful white wedding gown with flowing train, veil, and gloves; Ariel and Joey in pink bridesmaids gowns with white gloves and heels; and the groom wore tails. Joined by the best man, Shaun and Phil took their vows in front of the Justice of the Peace. Everything pretty boring, right? Except that the entire ceremony took place while standing — err... sinking — in mud. When the ceremony is over, Joey instigates some trouble and everyone ends up completely covered — and topless — in mud. (Want to guess who makes a quick appearance to give Shaun away?)
Cleaned up and ready for the reception are Shaun and Phil, Amanda, Ariel, Erin, Terri, and the Best Man. Of course, the three-tier wedding cake isn’t the only food flying — there are plenty of pies, pudding, chocolate and waffle syrup — and, Shaun’s favorite, honey. Shaun and Phil depart in a cream-filled car.
After the reception, Shaun and Phil — both dressed in matching red robes, red panties and red corset (ok, Phil didn’t wear a corset) — escape for their honeymoon to a lounge filled with 24 gallons of vanilla pudding. Shaun makes her bottomless debut in a very sensuous scene that really shows how much these two are in love. The bondage and “foot shrimping” fans will delight as Shaun ties Phil’s hands with her hose and both suck on each others’ toes. (Sorry, guys, no action “below-the-waist”.)
The tape is punctuated by some candid talk by our messy couple. (Additional videography: Harry Carpenter, John Joneitz.)
