A counseling session for girls who abuse various substances
is the setting for our 5th 90 minute epic.
Betty, our short reddish-blonde haired (short hair?) leader invites each of the five abusers to relate their individual problems. First up is Ariel who has recently taken to bathing in a white Kaolin clay bath by herself. She wears blue jeans, maroon tank top (no bra), and black deck shoes. After a quick shower and change — into white tank top (no bra) and purple lycra leggings, she realizes she left a shoe in the bath and tries to retrieve it. Plop. Another shower follows.
Next, Tiffany complains that it is very difficult to stay “clean” when she takes a job as a mud pit repairwoman. Franc has a problem with his white Kaolin clay mud pit — it’s bubbling. He calls for assistance and Tiffany arrives to fix the pit — wearing a blue denim top, blue jeans, and black suede leather boots. She gets in, works on the pit, and then works on Franc! (You should have seen what ended up on the cutting room floor; this is the only segment I’ve edited for content!)
Obstinate Joey says “I don’t have a problem; I only do it for fun, socially.” Betty probes a little deeper and gets Joey to reveal her recent solo 3’’ deep chocolate brownie batter bath. She is wearing a green tie-dyed dress, white bra, white t-back, white stockings, and white heels.
Next, Debbie admits that she’s only gotten wet or messy once but thought she’d get help before it gets bad. She describes a very syrupy bath in 4’’ of waffle syrup wearing tight purple jeans, a white silk long-sleeve shirt, and black suede leather boots. You’ve never seen jeans and boots shine as much as they do here! She wears her glasses throughout and takes her blue bra off to allow the silk shirt to cling transparently.
At this point, Amanda delivers 30 real cream pies — chocolate, lemon, coconut, and banana. Betty says that no one there would have ordered the pies but Amanda starts unloading anyway. What follows next is a carefully choreographed, 2-camera pie fight featuring a total of seven girls: Betty, Ariel, Tiffany, Joey, Debbie, Tessa (who didn’t have a messy scene to tell us about), and Amanda — and many “traditional pie fight setups.” At the end, the group jumps in a stream to wash off.
