Tune in and get turned on by the Saturday Show that's strictly for adults only. Join our horny hostesses, Joanne and Emma, as they introduce "It's Splatterday!" - the TV show that does what "Tiswas" daren't!
Rock with excitement: Watch food flinging, french maids Emma and Mud Donna, perform their pervy pop song, "Simply a mess" whilst plastering each other with pies, jam and mud.
Once upon a Slime: Listen to posh Auntie Mandy and her big-titted tormentor, Karen, as they tell the story of Nuddy and Big Ones - with visual aids for the very young, ensuring our snooty story teller gets completely covered in baked beans, spaghetti, syrup, eggs and plenty of pies.
Live Sports Uncoverage: Go mud wrestling with Samantha Jane, Emma and Mirrel, in a 12 foot pit, of foot deep, dark brown muck! It's a knockout, alright!
Water Mess: Join Joanne as she discovers the wet wonders of window cleaning, from slim, prim, Michelle. Soon the job's forgotten, as Michelle gets her jeans cleaned from the inside, with buckets of water and Joanne has her smart suit and hosiery, hosed to a glossy sheen.
Finally, everyone gets pie-eyes at the end-of-show party, where cream cakes, custard, chocolate sauce and gallons of gooey syrup and treacle, reduce our two porky presenters to an unrecognisable mess. But they soon kiss and make up, when they discover the Mississippi mud pie and the effect it has, when they rub it over each other's naked bodies...Make this Saturday a Splatterday.
