BF-1: Pretty Clumsy Woman

Buff films brings you gorgeous girls, groan-making gags and gallons of gunge, in a stripping yarn that'll have you aching with lust and laughter. Join TV's cheekiest chat show, Asshole and Company, for a sticky day in the life of accident-prone actress and mucky model, Louise L'Amour.

9am: After being caught in the rain, wearing just her flimsy nightie, Louise makes french maid, Fifi, bring her breakfast in the pool - literally! Then still in her soaked, satin uniform, the maid pulls in her mistress for a dip 'a' strip - seen from every angle.

1pm: Louise's visiting masseuse, turns out to be PVC clad, 38DD, Domina (lusty Lisa), who gives her a decidedly crude, oil and mud rub-down! But the massage of mess, has the buxom blonde all sticky too and soon they're both muddy, slithering and squirming in the slippery slime!

6pm: Dinner's on Louise, when she encounters a pie-wielding waitress (saucy Samantha Jane). This naughty girl will drop everything (and we mean everything) to make sure they both enjoy their meal! Eggs, beans, soup, ketchup, custard, chocolate sauce, semolina and dozens of creamy cakes, are crammed into boobs, bums and every naked nook and cranny, in glorious close-up.